"Half Stereotypical nerdy Indian technocrat, half preppy white girl"
"A wonderful co-president of the Oswego East Political Action Club and intelligent beyond his years"
"Needs sunglasses because his future is so bright, now go clean your room"
"Good for picking up employers, bad for picking up girls"(worked on her though so...)
"There's a rumor Enan once looked up from his computer. No one knows for sure, there weren't any witnesses"